I think you are amazingly evovled -

To the super-fit girl in the neon sports bra who was at Sunset Rec on Tuesday, 

You are really cute and I wanted to say hi, but I didn't want to bother you since you were with your friend. Hopefully, we will run into each other again.

- Guy in the white trunks

Saw this girl near covel commons. She was sleepy, had a half eaten apple resting under her right thigh... I wanted to eat that apple, I would have if I had the chance. She laid there, limp, for a while. At one point she awoke out of her slumber and said some nonsense as if she was still dreaming, only to realize that she was now awake. She seemed embarrassed at this moment, so I approached her and wiped the drool off of her chin, she thanked me with a kiss on the cheek with breath that reeked of Pinot Grigio... She then got up and said that she had somewhere to be. I realize this might be the last time I see her, I hope she sees this message and decides to share an apple with me some day.

I saw you playing clash of clans, come join my clan UCLA Affiliates #20QU0QGP - Currently 152-5-2 with 9 perfect score war wins!

I first saw your cute study face and I couldnt help myself, I sat in front of you and was immersed in your quiet beauty.

You held the door open for me as I left, turned to me and smiled and all words got stuck in my throat. I walked away with red face full of regret and wonder UGH!

If you're reading this, let me know, I would love to take you out during the summer and pick at your brain. :D

Saw you this past weekend when I came to watch Hooligan Our Town. You were so nice to me when you sold me cookies. You have gorgeous eyes and a great smile. You're beautiful. Anyone know if she's single? 

I've seen you in the gym before mostly at night and around campus sometimes. Damn, you're so hot and athletic. Wish I could have the confidence to talk to you, but you're honestly too good for me... Anyone know who this is

i see you always coming in late to LS 1 9AM every MWF with that one asian guy, i think he said his name was justin? are you taken? johns' lecture always puts me to sleep, you're the only reason why i come to class. youre so beautiful but you don't know it

Dear girl with the massive backpacking gear by De Neve, you are the epitome of my perfect girl: Cute, friendly, and adventurous. 

Damn. Saw you on the way back from your fashion show. I have a nice big package for you, if you know what I mean.