i walked past u yesterday outside of evergreen taking pictures in a hot ass dress. it was short and light green. u looked beautiful. damn ur freaking hot! blew my mind. with some guy in a white uniform but u looked way to good for him.ditch him and get with meee!!!!!!! i wish u saw me. i dont think did bc u were busy taking pics. long brown hair, u are smaller, asain (i think ot something like that) and tan and beautiful i want to at least know ur name  what is your name??????

-guy just passing through

Highlight of my day was when they took off your mask. I felt so bad that boy was basically assaulting you, but you tried to work it out. Cute and good with kids. Dream come true.

Dear Cute Guy at Guest Lecture @4 In Faculty Center Room Next to Research Symposium,

I was there for class. You were sitting 3-4 rows from the front and on edge near the center until this Professor? came by midway where you kindly just moved a seat down. I kept glancing at you even though I tried not to. Since you were on the side of the speaker, it was easy. I assumed you presented your research that day because you were dressed very nicely. As we were heading out the main door, you were right in front of me. You paused to fix your name tax and we made eye contact before you walked out in front of me. I was hoping you'd go my way, so I can somehow summon up the courage and randomly ask you about your research so I can talk to you. Unfortunately it didn't happen. 

I spotted you at board club standing on the stairs surveying the crowd. We made eye contact a couple times. You smiled at me and said hello. Sigma chi boy I wish I knew your name?

You are so fine girl i see you erryday struttin your stuff with your zebra purse or your black backpack with a giant hand sanitizer on it. I like that you keep your hands clean ;)  Maybe I can help you dirty them up some time.  I heard your two cute friends call you Kelly at Hedrick dining hall.  Get at me cutie.

Hey, we sat next to each other during week five and six in the back right side of the basement in Powell. When you were waiting at the top of the steps near the entrance, I didn't know if you were waiting for a friend or me. I'm pretty shy so that's why I didn't stay and talk. I think I saw you once more in the parking structure next to Wooden center. I'd love to take you out for some food or coffee sometime. Hopefully you see this. 

shoutout the three guys on the stairmasters today in the gym. especially the one in the middle ;). Also to the bearded fellow in the white shirt on the rowing machine: get at me. 

I'm so sorry!  That was probably the scariest thing I have ever done.  I didn't even see you on the other side of that car.  I think we were both in shock because you just stood there staring at me and I was just stopped in the middle of the road smiling (that's what I do when I get nervous/ embarassed) telling you to go ahead.  So sorry! 

- guy in white truck

A few weekends ago you were with your acapella group in Ackerman while I was casting for a short film. I asked you to audition but you kindly declined. You're cute. -the Director

guy in the blue ucla shirt and flip flops. sitting with your friend who was smoking. around 4:30 on thursday 5/17. you are attractive. i stared. sorry. reply please.